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My 10 Different Types of Holiday Stress
1. Is my dress going to fit?
2. How long are they staying?
3. Finding the perfect gift.
4. I can NOT cook.
5. Too much to do an not enough time.
6. Some assembly is always required.
7. It always takes one more AA battery than I have.
8. Why did they put all these extra parts in the box?
9. Does aunt Millie think she is a small?
10. No really, you can watch "It's a Wonderful Life" ... it is only Alabama vs Auburn.
My Top 10 Recommendations for Surviving Thanksgiving
10. Turkeys really do take 3 days to thaw.
9. Fire extinguishers are not optional equipment.
8. Fish and company both begin to smell after three days.
7. Bottle of wine, per person, per day, period.
6. No sentence should begin with "Back home we did it like this...."
5. Martha Stewart has elves.
4. Paper is fine.
3. Blood may be thicker than water, but alcohol is a blood thinner.
2. Let your fingers do the walking- take out works.
1. Relax, drink more, it will go away.
