10. Turkeys really do take 3 days to thaw.

9. Fire extinguishers are not optional equipment.

8. Fish and company both begin to smell after three days.

7. Bottle of wine, per person, per day, period.

6. No sentence should begin with "Back home we did it like this...."

5. Martha Stewart has elves.

4. Paper is fine.

3. Blood may be thicker than water, but alcohol is a blood thinner.

2. Let your fingers do the walking- take out works.

1. Relax, drink more, it will go away.

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